I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

To Me, A Cat Is An Easy Pet, They Don't Need Any Spoiling Or Looking After.