I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

We've Invented Most Of The Stuff That We Need And Now We're Just Messing About

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.