I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

In The Sea You've Got To Be Constantly Sort Of Alert. It's Worse In The Sea [than Anywhere Else In The Animal Kingdom]. In The Sea You've Got An Enemy Behind Every Rock.

I Think It's Clever How Rome Have Kept A Load Of Old Stuff. There's No Overheads, Yet People Are Going Over There To See It.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.