I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This

Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too Much Of It And You Get Sick Of It.

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.