I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

What I Mean Is, I Don't Know What I Mean.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.