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Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

At What Point Is A Wasp Ever Going To Have A Chat With A Spider?