You Never See An Old Man Eating

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things I'm Told I Should Like.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.