I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

Do You Want Me To Apologize After Every Joke? If It Doesn't Offend Somebody It's Probably Not A Joke. It's Probably An Observation That's Not Funny. It's Gotta Offend Somebody Somewhere.

Life Has To Keep Going, So You Can Either Be A Victim The Rest Of Your Life And Let It Drag You Down Into Drugs And Alcohol And Depression Or You Can Turn It Into Something Good, Fun Even, You Know, And I Tell Young People Who Are Going Through Depression That This Might Be The Most Important Time Of Your Life. This Might Be What Makes You A Great Artist Later On.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.