I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.