Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.

People Are Not Afraid To Be Very Direct With Police. And I Think That's Part Of The Problem Is That People Are Angry At The Cops And Then The Cops Are Stressed Out And They, You Know, Pay It Backwards, So To Speak.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.