Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die

Last Time I Was In Canada Celine Dion Had Just Given Birth To Identical Twins. Which Is Quite An Achievement Given Her Age And Face.

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

The Real Question Is How Do You Stay Funny In Your 70s And 80s? And That's A Real Accomplishment, You Know, The Longevity.

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.

Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All Jails Get Out Some Day. So Why Not Give Them A Little Levity In What's Otherwise A Very Dark Life?