Show Business Is My Life. When I

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

I Don't Do Impressions.

In The 45 Years I've Worked In Casinos, I Dreamed Of Being Honored By An Organization Like The American Gaming Association, Especially Since I Don't Even Have A Hunting License.