It Takes Many Years To Be A

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.