It's The Fellow Who Knows When To

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

It Is Not The Return On My Investment That I Am Concerned About; It's The Return Of My Investment

Democrats Always Were A Cheap Lot. They Never Had Much Money To Operate On.... They Would Rather Make A Speech Than A Dollar. They Cultivate Their Voice Instead Of Their Finances.

It Is A Good Thing That We Do Not Get As Much Government As We Pay For.

Hundreds And Hundreds Of Beautiful Horses In The Parade And A Man Without A Silver Saddle Is A Vagrant.