The Income Tax Has Made Liars Out

People Love High Ideals, But They Got To Be About 33-percent Plausible

In Time Of Crisis People Want To Know That You Care, More Than They Care What You Know

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.