I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.

A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To Its Truth.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

Mona Lisa Is The Only Beauty Who Went Through History And Retained Her Reputation.