No Doubt Exists That All Women Are

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.