The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.