The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.