It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.

Now People Want What The Movie Was About, Which Is Violent Comedy. And That's Really What The Aristocrats Is Based On - What Will A Family Do Out Of Desperation.

Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians Can't Even Fake Sincerity. Aren't They Supposed To Be Good At That?