I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.