I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.