I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast