I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.