I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.