I Drink Therefore I Am.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.