I Drink Therefore I Am.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.