I Never Smoked A Cigar In My

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.