I Never Smoked A Cigar In My

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!