I Never Smoked A Cigar In My

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.