I Never Smoked A Cigar In My

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.