It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

If You Think Fast Food Is Hittin A Deer Att 65 Miles Per Hr.. You Might Be A Redneck

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

There's No Down Time Any More.