It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.