You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

We Really Didn't Have The Option Of Being Couch Potatoes When I Was Growing Up. There Were Only Three Television Channels And The Only Kid's Programming Was On Saturday Morning. We Always Played Outside Until We Could Hear Mom Calling Us (not By Cell Phone But With Her Hands Cupped Around Her Mouth) That It Was Dinner Time.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.