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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Little House On The Prairie For Decorating Tips.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.

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