You Might Be A Redneck If Your

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Highlight Of Your Parties Is When You Flip Out Your False Teeth.