It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

Created A Word Game To Play With A Person You're Fighting With. Silent Treatment. Nothing Happens Until One Of You Quietly Says, Hey, You Hungry?

I've Been Ignoring My Feelings Lately. That Works Pretty Well. Might Also Settle For Less This Week, Just To Try It Out.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.

How Do You Fall Into A Lion's Den, That Is My First Question There, You Think You Would Be Extra Carefull Around A Den Of Lions.