The Little Boy Inside Of All Us

This Is A Dream Come True. Hbo Is The Highest Echelon In The World For A Stand-up Comedian To Attain. Throughout My Career I've Trusted My Instincts To Lead Me Down The Right Path, And I Am Honored To Work Together With This Network While Contributing To The Legacy That Is Hbo.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.