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I've Been Ignoring My Feelings Lately. That Works Pretty Well. Might Also Settle For Less This Week, Just To Try It Out.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

When People Refer To 'back In The Day,' It Was A Wednesday. Just A Little Fun Fact For You.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

When You See Somebody Walking Down The Street Wearing A Superman T-shirt, You Just Want To Shoot Them In The Chest ... When They Start To Bleed Go, I Guess Not