It's Easy To See The Faults In

The Earthworm Plows The Whole World With His Tunnels, Drains And Aerates The Earth… If You Ever Buy Any Land, Be Sure It Has Plenty Of Earthworms Toiling And Moiling All Day So That You Can Sit Down And Relax.

The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is Really Nothing To Say.

The Trouble With The Dictionary Is That You Have To Know How A Word Is Spelled Before You Can Look It Up To See How It Is Spelled.

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.