The Earthworm Plows The Whole World With

The Hippopotamus Looks Monogamous- He Looks As If He Would Have To Be.

I Hear So Many Things About Who I Am Supposed To Be I Hardly Know What To Believe. I Am Willing To Tell All, But What Is It? Doubtless All These Myths And Legends Will Be Straightened Out Eventually, But It May Take Years.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

[footnote:] The Dotterel Weighs Only Four Ounces. It Has Long Been A Scientific Riddle How So Much Wrong-headedness Can Manage To Exist In So Small A Space. Still, There's The Least Gnatcatcher.

Armadillos Make Affectionate Pets, If You Need Affection That Much.