The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

Armadillos Make Affectionate Pets, If You Need Affection That Much.

A Few Cobras In Your Home Will Soon Clear It Of Rats And Mice. Of Course, You Will Still Have The Cobras.

We Have No Common Vipers In The United States, But We Have Worse.

Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue Rent And Miscellaneous Hell.