Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But

Galvani Was Mistaken About The Amount Of Electricity In Frogs, But He Had Some Good Ideas, Too, For The Galvanometer Is Named In His Honor, And You Don't Have Galvanometers Named After You Merely For Making A Mistake About A Frog.

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.

Three Million Alligators Were Killed In Florida Between 1880 And 1900. Goody!

Ah, Well! We Live And Learn, Or, Anyway, We Live.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.