It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.