It's A Good Thing We Don't Get

Say Did You Read In The Papers About A Bunch Of Women Up In British Columbia As A Protest Against High Taxes, Sit Out In The Open Naked, And They Wouldent Put Their Clothes On? The Authorities Finally Turned A Sprayer That You Use On Trees, On 'em. That May Lead Into Quite A Thing. Woman Comes Into The Tax Office Nude, Saying I Won't Pay. Well They Can't Search Her And Get Anything. It Sounds Great. How Far Is It To British Columbia?

Congress Is Going To Start Tinkering With The Ten Commandments Just As Soon As They Find Someone In Washington Who Has Read Them.

This Thing Of Being A Hero, About The Main Thing To It Is To Know When To Die.

Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

There Will Never Be A Time When The Old Horse Is Not Superior To Any Auto Ever Made.