In The Middle West Now You Got

I Have Always Said That A Conference Was Held For One Reason Only, To Give Everybody A Chance To Get Sore At Everybody Else. Sometimes It Takes Two Or Three Conferences To Scare Up A War, But Generally One Will Do It.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.

I Love Words But I Don't Like Strange Ones. You Don't Understand Them And They Don't Understand You. Old Words Is Like Old Friends, You Know 'em The Minute You See 'em.