A Fanatic Is Always The Fellow That

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.

There Wasn't Any More Truth In Over Half Of What Any So-called Orator Said. If It Wasn't A Deliberate Lie, Why It Was An Exaggerated Falsehood.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.