At What Point Is A Wasp Ever

I Was Impressed By The Taj Mahal. A Good Bit Of Work, Well Looked After, Worth Paying Money To See.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.