Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than

There Was Some Women In A Café The Other Week That I Was Sat In, And She Came Up And She Sat Down With Her Mate And She Was Talkin' Loudly Goin' On About "oh The Baby's Lovely." They Said It's Got, Er, Lovely Big Eyes, Er, Really Big Hands And Feet. Now That Doesn't Sound Like A Nice Baby To Me. I Felt Like Sayin' It Sounds Like A Frog. But I Thought I Don't Know Her, There's Only So Much You Can Say To A Stranger. I Don't Know What Kept Me From Sayin' It.

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This Lost, Even In Wales.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.