I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm

You Don't Have To Do It Straight Away, But Just Do It Before It Gets Really Bad.

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

I Was Impressed By The Taj Mahal. A Good Bit Of Work, Well Looked After, Worth Paying Money To See.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.