Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A

You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.