The Advantage That My Children Have Is

Happy White Peoples Independence Day The Slaves Weren't Free But I'm Sure They Enjoyed Fireworks.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.

When A Musical Act Performs, The Black Audience Goes Crazy For All The Stuff, The Album Cuts, Everything. White Audiences, They're Nice And All, But They're Not Going To Lose It Until They Get The Hits. Comedy Is The Same Thing.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

Kids Raised On A Culture Of “we’re Not Going To Keep Score In The Game Because We Don’t Want Anybody To Lose.” Or Just Ignoring Race To A Fault. You Can’t Say “the Black Kid Over There.” No, It’s “the Guy With The Red Shoes.” You Can’t Even Be Offensive On Your Way To Being Inoffensive.