It Looks To Me Like Any Man

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

Money, Horse Racing And Women: Three Things The Boys Just Can't Figure Out.

Every Guy Looks In His Pocket And Then Votes.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We Just Do It As A Means Of Last Resort.