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America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.

One Of These Days They Are Going To Remove So Much Of The 'hooey' And The Thousands Of Things The Schools Have Become Clogged Up With, And We Will Find That We Can Educate Our Broods For About One-tenth Of The Price And Learn 'em Something That They Might Accidentally Use After They Escape.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.