Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The

You Can't Fool All Of The People All Of The Time. But It Isn't Necessary.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.