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It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.
-Erma Bombeck
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It Is Not Until You Become A
Erma Bombeck
It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.
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