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Friends Are "annuals" That Need Seasonal Nurturing To Bear Blossoms. Family Is A "perennial" That Comes Up Year After Year, Enduring The Droughts Of Absence And Neglect. There's A Place In The Garden For Both Of Them.

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

When They Told Me I Needed A Mastectomy, I Thought Of The Thousands Of Luncheons And Dinners I Had Attended Where They Slapped A Name Tag On My Left Bosom. I Always Smiled And Said, 'now, What Shall We Name The Other One?' That Would No Longer Be A Problem.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.