Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.