If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.