If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.