If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.