If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead

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Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.