Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

When I'm On Stage, I Get Real Happy There. Maybe That's The Only Time In My Adult Life I Feel Like Myself.

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.