Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

I Think Extreme Sports Are Really Good For Relieving Stress.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

I Always Take A Relationship To The Next Level. If That Works Out, I Take It To The Next Level After That, Until I Finally Reach That Level When It Becomes Absolutely Necessary For Me To Leave.

Because I Was Surrounded By So Much Negativity At Some Point That It Took Me Going Back And Doing Stand-up To Realize, You Know, People Really Like Me.