Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.

I Would Go To Work On The Show And I Felt Awful Every Day, That's Not The Way It Was. ... I Felt Like Some Kind Of Prostitute Or Something. If I Feel So Bad, Why Keep On Showing Up To This Place? I'm Going To Africa. The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

If You Don't Have The Right People Around You And You're Moving At A Million Miles An Hour You Can Lose Yourself.

What That’s Allowed Me To Do Is Have A Vantage Point About My Own Life That's Accessible To People Still. I Could See A Guy Walking Down The Street And Be Like, Even Though I'm Famous, I Got More In Common With This Guy Than, Like, Brad Pitt.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!