When I'm On Stage, I Get Real

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You A Toy Phone... You Answer It.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.

The Only Way You Can Know Where The Line Is, Is If You Cross It.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.

I'm Happier In The Way A Guy Gets Happier When He Starts To Mature. It Doesn't Make Things Easier, But I'm So Much Better At Handling Them.