Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

I've Done 10 Or 11 Pilots For Network Television, Which Is Ridiculous.

I Think Every Group Of Black Guys Should Have At Least One White Guy In It.

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.

After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

The Worst Thing To Call Somebody Is Crazy. It's Dismissive.