Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

The Kid Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.

I Have All These Weird Fantasies. Going Coast-to-coast On My Motorcycle And Having Random Barbecues All Over America. No Show, No Nothing.

I Have Angst In My Life, But I'm Like Anybody. We All Have Angst In Our Lives That We Pick Up And Fidget With And Then We Put Down And Look At Some Other Things That Make Us Feel Good Or Enjoy Our Lives.

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.