Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

There's Not Too Many People That Don't Think I'm Crazy, For Walking Away From So Much Money. I'm At A Restaurant With My Wife, It's A Nice Restaurant, We're Eating Dinner. I Look Across The Room, I Say, 'you See This Guy Over Here, Across The Room? He Has $100 Million.' And We're Eating The Same Entree. So, Ok, Fine, I Don't Have $50 Million Or Whatever It Was, But Say I Have $10 Million In The Bank. The Difference In Lifestyle Is Miniscule.

What Is Wrong With Me I Just Bought A Bag Of Weed From An Infant.

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

I Think One Artist To Another Artist, The Best Compliment You Can Pay One Another, Because The Part Of You That Is Inspired Or Creates Something, To Write A Joke Or A Song, That's Like The God-like Part Of A Person.

I Have Angst In My Life, But I'm Like Anybody. We All Have Angst In Our Lives That We Pick Up And Fidget With And Then We Put Down And Look At Some Other Things That Make Us Feel Good Or Enjoy Our Lives.