Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

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I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.

New White People, You Can't Scare These White People, I Tried.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?