Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

I Don't Care If I Ever Work In Tv Again.

I Got My Hat Pulled Up Low And No One Can Really See Me. I'm Ducked Out. People Do Recognize Me, And I Have A Pretty Interesting Fan Base. It's A Diverse Group.

I Felt In A Lot Of Instances I Was Deliberately Being Put Through Stress Because When You're A Guy Who Generates Money, People Have A Vested Interest In Controlling You.

I Always Take A Relationship To The Next Level. If That Works Out, I Take It To The Next Level After That, Until I Finally Reach That Level When It Becomes Absolutely Necessary For Me To Leave.