Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else...

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.

I Still Think People Do Have Racial Hang-ups, But I Think One Of The Reasons I Can Joke About It Is People Are Shedding Those Racial Hatreds.

If You're Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston, And Your Marriage Is Breaking Up - That's An Awful Thing. But To See That Speculation In People, It's Gotta Sting A Little Bit.

I Think One Artist To Another Artist, The Best Compliment You Can Pay One Another, Because The Part Of You That Is Inspired Or Creates Something, To Write A Joke Or A Song, That's Like The God-like Part Of A Person.

You Can't Get Unfamous. You Can Get Infamous But You Can't Get Unfamous.