I Don't Like To Channel Surf. You

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

I've Been Pitching A Show Of Five Female Stand-up Comedians Through The Generations, From Phyllis Diller To Amy Schumer, So When I Got An E-mail Asking Me If I Would Participate In The Women In Comedy Festival, I Was Thrilled.