Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.