Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.