Very Few People Look The Part And

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.